and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby